Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Yet another zombie survival poll

The zombie apocalypse is upon us! The walking dead are preying on people on the street and everybody's in danger. Everybody's looking for weapons and armor to protect themselves, including you. However, by the time you get to the store the options were limited. What kind of protective clothing will you wear to defend against the zombie hordes?

Chainmail bikini
9(8.8%)
Fursuit. It'll cover you up entirely
14(13.7%)
Motorcycle helmet and leather jacket
79(77.5%)

These are the only weapons left. What will you take?

Bowling ball
3(3.0%)
Roller skates with sharp blades
30(29.7%)
Tennis racket
25(24.8%)
30lb. sledgehammer
34(33.7%)
One hand grenade
9(8.9%)

You have to take some supplies so you can eat. Which food pack will you bring?

10 lbs. of beef jerky
42(41.2%)
10 cans of Campbells soup, butane stove
12(11.8%)
5 lbs. of trail mix
29(28.4%)
Sack of 100 Twinkies
4(3.9%)
5 large bulk Costco-size boxes of Cheerios
15(14.7%)

You can take one 'extra' luxury kit with you

Compass, 3 lighters, mirror, flare gun with 2 flares, duct tape, rope
69(69.7%)
10 glow sticks, small radio
4(4.0%)
Sleeping bag, tent
14(14.1%)
First-Aid kit
8(8.1%)
Pack of 30 batteries of all sizes
4(4.0%)

You can take one extra person with you. Unfortunately, they're all strangers. Who do you travel with?

Doctor. He's useless in a fight
12(11.8%)
Really HOT guy/girl. He/she'd be extremely grateful for anything you did to save them
7(6.9%)
Really burly survivalist type. Army vet. A little crazy. Has little qualms about killing. You're not entirely sure if he's aware there's a zombie uprising
57(55.9%)
Naturalist. Knows all about plants, as to which are good to eat, which are good for healing, etc. Useless in a fight
16(15.7%)
Little boy. He's not that interesting but he has a ferocious pit bull as a pet
10(9.8%)
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