1. You know how you can dip your penis into a glass of warm water and suck all the water up out of the glass into your bladder? Can girls do that too? (Obviously, not with a glass, but in like the bathtub or whatever.)
2. Can you use a rolling pin? I was making biscuits with Jiffy Mix and was overwhelmed by the idea of rolling the dough smooth with a rolling pin, so I just did the drop biscuits instead.