Don't Be This Guy: Clingy, Creepy, Fat, Mean, Aggressive, Submissive/Weak, Ostentatious, 30
Instead, Be This Guy: Confident/Strong, Nice, Not an Asshole/Stalker, Intelligent (ETA: Funny, Respectful, Affectionate, Creative.)
Also, what kind of hair do you ladies like on your man? I wore mine long (almost to shoulders) in high school, very short (buzzed -- kinda) in college. I need a change!