You're trapped in an elevator with your SO. No way out until help arrives. In this scenario, would you prefer it if you suddenly suffered a bout of uncontrollable diarhea or your SO?
You're going on a road trip with your SO. You're on the freeway on an 8-lane highway, all the way over in the fast lane when gridlock happens. Every car on the road is locked and no car has moved in about 5 minutes. It's at this point that you realize that you suddenly have to poop REALLY REALLY bad. What do you do?