Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Poop poll

You're trapped in an elevator with your SO. No way out until help arrives. In this scenario, would you prefer it if you suddenly suffered a bout of uncontrollable diarhea or your SO?

I'd rather have the poops. I can better tolerate my own stank
15(20.8%)
I'd rather my SO had the poops. It's less embarrassing on my end
57(79.2%)

You're going on a road trip with your SO. You're on the freeway on an 8-lane highway, all the way over in the fast lane when gridlock happens. Every car on the road is locked and no car has moved in about 5 minutes. It's at this point that you realize that you suddenly have to poop REALLY REALLY bad. What do you do?

Open up the car door ajar, lower rump and let loose the bowels of war
1(1.3%)
Same as above except I just unroll the window instead
0(0.0%)
Do it in my pants
3(3.9%)
Leap out of the car and race to the shoulder of the road and poop behind a bush
54(71.1%)
Jump up on the middle divide and poop on the cars speeding the other way
2(2.6%)
Hop in the back seat and poo in a bag and drop it out the window
16(21.1%)
Crawl under the car where no one can see and do my business
0(0.0%)
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