Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Ghosts

You HAVE to have a ghost haunt your home. Which spirit would you like to lurk in your home?

Midget dressed as leprachaun (hit and run on his way to a costume party)
1(0.9%)
Drunken elephant (alcohol poisoning)
10(9.3%)
Busty cheerleader on a trampoline (meteor)
14(13.1%)
Old woman in a wheelchair (Running with the Bulls in Pamplona)
3(2.8%)
Clarinet player in a high school marching band (choked to death on his reed)
8(7.5%)
Man in kitty costume (bashed to death on his way to a yiff party by furry haters)
4(3.7%)
Peeping Tom pirate who watches you shower (shot to death by a jealous boyfriend)
4(3.7%)
Ex-Globetrotter who appears in full uniform (hit his head on a doorway and cracked his skull)
11(10.3%)
Chris Farley, who makes his appearance known by tripping and falling on his fat spirit ass and knocking the lamp over
15(14.0%)
Confederate soldier (cannonball)
8(7.5%)
Clown (beaten to death by a drunken parent at a children's party)
0(0.0%)
Cowboy (died of the fever)
14(13.1%)
Stripper (fell off pole and landed on head)
12(11.2%)
Jon Bonet Ramsey
2(1.9%)
World's fattest man (heart attack)
1(0.9%)
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