Patricia Braverman-Knope (rhetoricians) wrote in thequestionclub,
Patricia Braverman-Knope
rhetoricians
thequestionclub

You just took a really massive dump, and as you are looking for toilet paper, you realize you do not have any at all (you didn't look before you sat down for once). There are no paper towels in the room, and the house is inhabited by people - strangers - over for your mother/father/SO/dog/whatever's holiday party. In the room is a stack of clean washcloths, your towel, a sink and your average occupied shower/bathtub combo.

TQC, what do you do?

ETA: It was a messy shit. You can't get away clean. This isn't your house - you're just visiting for a night or two.
Subscribe

  • It's my jam!

    What is your favourite musical or movie soundtrack? Mine for some reason is Heavy Metal--lots of great songs on there!

  • (no subject)

    What is your favourite kitchen gadget or tool? (I remember some of you love your stand mixers--I still haven't gotten around to selling ours) What's…

  • How to represent sounds

    So we all know that English sucks when it comes to consistency in how letters and combinations thereof are used for various sounds. Pacific Ocean,…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Comments allowed for members only

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 26 comments

  • It's my jam!

    What is your favourite musical or movie soundtrack? Mine for some reason is Heavy Metal--lots of great songs on there!

  • (no subject)

    What is your favourite kitchen gadget or tool? (I remember some of you love your stand mixers--I still haven't gotten around to selling ours) What's…

  • How to represent sounds

    So we all know that English sucks when it comes to consistency in how letters and combinations thereof are used for various sounds. Pacific Ocean,…