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A horse is a horse _______

Of course
36(41.9%)
, said Captain Obvious
10(11.6%)
But the naked man behind him is a pervert
23(26.7%)
Unless you marinate it gingerly before serving, thus making it a meal
7(8.1%)
But happy cows come from California
10(11.6%)

A rolling stone gathers ______

No moss
28(32.6%)
Groupies
14(16.3%)
Up their arthritic medicine before going onstage
15(17.4%)
Whatever Katamari Damacy runs over
21(24.4%)
Royalties whenever 'Satisfaction' is played
8(9.3%)

While the cat is away the mice will _____

Play
23(26.7%)
Blog about what an asshole he is
36(41.9%)
Rifle through the cat's belongings, looking for drugs and money
11(12.8%)
Take this valuable time to hoard cheese
11(12.8%)
Set up a cat trap
5(5.8%)

A ____ keeps the doctor away

Apple a day
26(30.2%)
Lawsuit
9(10.5%)
Savage beating
11(12.8%)
Effective blackmail scheme
14(16.3%)
Restraining order
26(30.2%)

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him ____

Drink
20(23.3%)
Swim
1(1.2%)
Love you (in that way)
24(27.9%)
Do your calculus homework for you, slacker
19(22.1%)
Walk on it
22(25.6%)
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