I was trying out group therapy for the first time yesterday, and there was this guy there who said that he has vivid, detailed, colorful daydreams of killing people when they do something kind of annoying. I don't think I'm going to be going back to group therapy anymore.
What's the last thing that made you laugh?
My dad stole a bunch of candy from my mom and hid it, so my mom stole a bunch of cookies from my dad and hid them as well. Now they're trading for hostages. LOL.