Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Poll #1485019 Bump in the road 2

Like the previous poll I made, you're driving home in the wee hours. You make a sharp turn down a dark corner and you bump into something. You climb out of the car to see what you hit and you see a man lying still in front of your car. This guy is dressed in a white sheet. Upon closer inspection, he has a tattoo that says WHITE POWER on the back of his left hand, and in his right hand he's holding a wooden cross. A small cannister of kerosine is spilled next to him. What do you do?

Call 911 and wait for the authorities to arrive. I'll own up to my mistake
45(57.0%)
Call 911 and drive off. I'll give the police/ambulance detailed instructions on how to find this guy
8(10.1%)
Drive off without calling for help. He's a racist asshole.
7(8.9%)
Drive off without calling for help, but first I'm going to hit him in the face once or twice
3(3.8%)
Pick him up and drive him to the hospital
2(2.5%)
He's lying really still. Best make sure he's dead by running him over
3(3.8%)
I fish through his wallet for his address. Then I'll drop him off in front of his house in full KKK regalia. That way, his family and neighbors will know his dark secret, if they didn't already
1(1.3%)
I put some money in his shirt pocket and drive off. That should cover it
0(0.0%)
I'll drive him to the hospital, but he's not stepping foot in my car. I'll drag him behind me
2(2.5%)
"My...God...is that a 1,000-count sheet? That's coming home with me. Wonder what other goodies he has on him"
4(5.1%)
Other
4(5.1%)
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