Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Bump in the night

You're driving home late one night. It's in the wee hours and you're going down a sharp lonely turn when you accidentally hit someone. You get out of the car, and you see that it's a middle aged blind man. You can tell he's blind because of his seeing eye dog, which you didn't hit. The blind man is holding his knee and hollaring in anger and pain. Before you can approach he's calling you every foul name under the sun and insults your parents. Despite your soothing words, he continues to let out filthy name after filthy name at you, insulting your intelligence and accusing you of being inbred. You look around. There's no homes around here. There's no one here except you and this fellow. What do you do?

Call 911 and wait for the authorities to arrive. I'll own up to my mistake
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Call 911 and drive off. He didn't see me or my license plate. They'll never be able to find me. He'll live
14(14.1%)
Drive off without calling for help. He's an asshole.
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Drive off without calling for help, but first I'm going to hit him in the face once or twice
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Pick him up and drive him to the hospital
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Pull him over to the side of the road, drive over to the nearest house I can find and try and get them to help
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Finish what I started and run him over. Then I take his dog
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Hand him all the money I'm carrying and drive off. He'll be ok
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Offer to drive him home. I'll drop him off and he can call 911
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Other
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