1. If you saw someone walking around with a black umbrella with a yellow happy-face pattern, would you think it was lame/dorky?
(I'm going to a concert tomorrow and there's this...thing... beforehand where I'll be spending time with the band and other fans outside for a while. But it's calling for heavy rain and this umbrella borrowed from my mother-in-law is the only one I can find on short notice that isn't broken. I've loved this band since I was 12 so my inner preteen is freaking out.)
2. If you don't care/want to answer another question, what's the last thing you've seen or heard about that you wished you thought of inventing first?