Do you ever get up to pee in the middle of the night all sleepy, and while you're peeing freak out for a second thinking you may be dreaming and peeing the bed? This happens to me almost every time.
So a few days I bought a candy bar. I've been breaking off a square or two each day. I went to get a square today and the candy bar has vanished. No crumbs, no foil, no trace. What happened to my candy bar?