TQCCCCC, holy shit, I'm going to the US Open tomorrow (technically today). God bless my mother's gold digging soul and her rich boyfriend. I AM GOING TO SEE RAFAEL NADAL PLAY. Should I paint "VAMOS RAFA" on my face and/or my stomach so I can lift up my shirt and expose my flesh to the disgust of everyone with a cardigan tied too tightly around their neck? Is face/body paint disallowed/inappropriate? What should I wear? If Will Ferrell is there again, what should I shout?