I'll post mine in the comments
2. Has anyone ever called/IMed/texted you in the same house/apartment? My mom texted me earlier:
Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Huh? Where are you?
Mom: In the kitchen
Me: Yeah.. I can hear your text message sounds..
3. Are you a college grad forced to live at home to save money and/or till you find a job? How do you keep from going insane?
I'm here till I find a job.. I have yet to figure out how to keep my sanity