My exboyfriend is dating a girl he said he'd never date and i'm just being unnecessarily stupidly upset about it. My best friend is also moving halfway across the country in 5 days, so I'm upset about that too.
In short, I'm grumpy and upset about stupid things and need cheering up.
Will you tell me the most ridiculous story (real or not?) that you know?
What about some of those funny newspaper articles?
Did you catch Betty White on Craig Ferguson last night?