Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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For those of you familiar with the American garbage system...

There's generally 3 types of trash receptacles. Black for general garbage. Green for natural, compost-type of garbage, like leaves, branches, etc. Blue for recyclable garbage. Maybe the cans are of different color where you live. That's not important to this question, and it's not important to me. Regardless of color, the basic purpose of each can probably remains the same, so the choices are 'regular' 'compost' and 'recyclable'. That being said...

Poll #1443175 Colors

You have to throw up. Which can will you barf in?

Black
38(46.9%)
Green
43(53.1%)
Blue
0(0.0%)

You find a dead rat on your property. Where do you dump it?

Black
36(46.2%)
Green
42(53.8%)
Blue
0(0.0%)

Your blow-up doll has a big rip (you'll have to be more careful with that strap-on, Ace). Which can do you discreetly throw it away?

Black
60(74.1%)
Green
1(1.2%)
Blue
20(24.7%)

Your People Magazine collection was sitting on the table when you spilled an entire can of paint over it. They're ruined! The paint's dried and the stack has hardened. Where does it end up?

Black
57(73.1%)
Green
0(0.0%)
Blue
21(26.9%)

That Dr. Phil marionette you painstakingly carved entirely out of wood and painted (enamel, lacquer) lovingly like it was a child no longer interests you and knowing that no living person in their sane mind would want it, you decide to throw it away. What container will contain Dr. Phil?

Black
52(66.7%)
Green
10(12.8%)
Blue
16(20.5%)
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