Read & answer Part I truthfully before reading Part II behind the cut & answering truthfully --
(Pick s/he depending on which gender you're attracted to.)
You're a mid-level manager at a company. Your boss quit last week, & the company decided to replace him ASAP with someone you've never seen before.
You're sitting in your cubicle & the most unattractive person you can imagine walks over to you.
Although s/he doesn't have awful body odor, s/he is covered in a layer of glossy sweat & body hair.
His/her hair hasn't seen a hairbursh in a week. His/her clothes are completely wrinkled & threadbare.
S/he slides a hand across your back & squeezes your shoulder gently. S/he offers you a cup of coffee.
S/he says with professional tone & a friendly smile, "Hi! I'm your new boss! I think we should go to lunch to get to know each other better since we'll be having lots of long nights together." You've been at your job for three years, & you've always had to work lots of overtime at least 4 days of the week, so s/he isn't saying anything untrue.
Would you find this scenario creepy?