Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Your SO comes back from a bachelor/bachelorette party in Cancun. Which news would distress you the most?

Your SO lost all his/her money. Every last dollar
1(0.8%)
Your SO slept with someone else
38(31.7%)
Your SO helped bury a hooker in the desert after one of his/her friends killed her accidentally in their room
32(26.7%)
Your SO got really drunk and ended up fellating a donkey
17(14.2%)
Your SO sat next to a scientologist on the plane ride over, and is now pretty interested in joining up
14(11.7%)
Your SO needed some money and has some drugs shoved up his/her ass and smuggled across the border
4(3.3%)
Your SO was arrested and the only way to get out was to marry one of the guards, but he/she will try and have it annulled
1(0.8%)
Your SO realized how important you are to him/her and had an actual-size tattoo of your face put on their back
6(5.0%)
Your SO beat up a pimp who accused him/her of killing his favorite prostitute
1(0.8%)
Your SO is pretty sure that he/she has a tapeworm now and needs your help in pulling it out
6(5.0%)
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