Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
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Poll #1434234 Jumbotron Kiss Cam

You're at a sporting event with your closest friend of the opposite sex, when at some point, they start panning around the Kiss Cam on the Jumbotron, focusing in on couples, and the crowd starts chanting until they kiss, and then the crowd goes apeshit. Suddenly you see yourself and your friend up on the big screen, and everybody around you turns their head and starts shouting 'KISS KISS KISS'. It may be a little awkward, since the cameraman doesn't seem to be willing to move his sights off you until you two kiss. The entire stadium sees your hesitance and, in unison, starts to holler. Five seconds turn into ten seconds and the crowd's getting impatient.. What do you do?

Ignore them all. They mean nothing to me. I'm not kissing
7(9.1%)
I give a quick kiss on the cheek and hope that appeases the angry mob
28(36.4%)
Quick peck on the lips which means nothing but hopefully satisfies the throngs of onlookers
20(26.0%)
I grab him/her and start making out with them
9(11.7%)
Stand up and give the camera the middle finger
12(15.6%)
Other
1(1.3%)

Same scenario, except this time you're with your SO. The camera focuses on the two of you and you're about to lean in to kiss, when suddenly, someone in the row behind you grabs your SO by the hair, pulls their head back and starts kissing them. This person is the same gender as you, except younger and hotter. The crowd hoots and hollers and enjoying the voyeurism, and the cameraman, seemingly titilated, keeps filming your SO and this bimbo/himbo making out. You're upset but understand that everything's being shown to thousands of people on the big screen. What do you do?

Grin and pretend this isn't bothering me. I'm just being civil as long as the camera's on us
5(6.2%)
Fuck the camera. I grab the bitch's hair, yoink him/her off my SO and start throwing down
24(30.0%)
This is pretty hot. I join in, kissing my SO on the other side of his/her face
4(5.0%)
Break down and start crying right then and there
0(0.0%)
Leave the seat, seething. Someone's got a lot to apologize for later
7(8.8%)
This is kind of funny. I join in on the hollering
4(5.0%)
Pour my drink over the floozy
17(21.2%)
Pour my drink over my two-timing SO
1(1.2%)
Pour my drink over both of them
13(16.2%)
Stand up and start flicking the middle finger to the camera
2(2.5%)
Other
3(3.8%)
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