You need to hire a babysitter to watch your 8 year old daughter. You have plans you can't get out of and these are the only applicants. Who gets the job?
50 year old man. Missing left hand, has hook
Early 20s sorority girl. Is wearing Captain Morgan t-shirt
70 year old man. Thick German accent. Asks if you're Jews before interview starts
Middle aged woman. Legally blind
40 year old part-time Michael Jackson impersonator
Friendly late 20something woman. You notice slash scars over her left wrist that you can tell she was trying to hide
Morbidly obese 400lb woman
30 yr old woman. Cleavagy shirt, not wearing a bra
21 year old man. Kinda quiet
40ish woman. Doesn't know a lot of English
40ish woman. Very nice, very polite, good with kids. Born-again christian
40ish woman. Very nice, very polite, good with kids. Scientologist
20ish woman. Polite and sounds smart. Tattoo sleeve and facial piercings
I take my damn kid with me!