Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
thequestionclub

You need to hire a babysitter to watch your 8 year old daughter. You have plans you can't get out of and these are the only applicants. Who gets the job?

50 year old man. Missing left hand, has hook
2(1.2%)
Early 20s sorority girl. Is wearing Captain Morgan t-shirt
1(0.6%)
70 year old man. Thick German accent. Asks if you're Jews before interview starts
2(1.2%)
Middle aged woman. Legally blind
1(0.6%)
40 year old part-time Michael Jackson impersonator
0(0.0%)
Friendly late 20something woman. You notice slash scars over her left wrist that you can tell she was trying to hide
12(7.3%)
Morbidly obese 400lb woman
1(0.6%)
R. Kelly
0(0.0%)
30 yr old woman. Cleavagy shirt, not wearing a bra
2(1.2%)
21 year old man. Kinda quiet
0(0.0%)
40ish woman. Doesn't know a lot of English
1(0.6%)
40ish woman. Very nice, very polite, good with kids. Born-again christian
20(12.1%)
40ish woman. Very nice, very polite, good with kids. Scientologist
0(0.0%)
20ish woman. Polite and sounds smart. Tattoo sleeve and facial piercings
119(72.1%)
I take my damn kid with me!
4(2.4%)
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