Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Poll #1424911 Power suit up!

Pick a retarded or weird super power for yourself. Yeah? (I need a question)

Adamantium nipples.- when it gets really cold, your nipples turn harder than steel and can cut through anything
7(10.1%)
Fire breathing. However, your mouth isn't fireproof
1(1.4%)
Flight. It only works between 7am-7:15am and only in the state of North Dakota
7(10.1%)
X-ray vision. The only thing you can see through is skin
2(2.9%)
Super tactile senses. Your sense of touch is magnified tenfold. Anything touching your skin feels 1,000% more sharper. Plus, you can read braille like a champ
4(5.8%)
Super stretching. It only applies to your neck muscles
6(8.7%)
Super jumping. You can leap 100 yards into the sky. However, this power doesn't have anything to do with landing from a 100 yard drop
1(1.4%)
Super speed. You can run as fast as a cheetah. But, like a cheetah, you must be completely naked and running on all fours to be that fast
2(2.9%)
Resurrection. You can bring someone back from the dead. However, whenever you do so, 5 people drop dead
4(5.8%)
Shapeshifting. You can transform into any person you want, providing you've had anal with them sometime in your life
3(4.3%)
Mind reading. You can read minds. However, their thoughts are translated into Hebrew
17(24.6%)
Communication with animals. You can communicate with all animals. However, their speech is all translated into Greek when you hear them
6(8.7%)
Teleportation. You can teleport at will, but only to stall 3 in the men's room at the downtown subway station
3(4.3%)
Time travel. You can travel 10 minutes into the future. You have no knowledge of what transpired in those 10 minutes
5(7.2%)
Unbreakable bones. Can't be cracked EVER. However, you now weigh 100lbs more
1(1.4%)
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