While he's awake he enjoys ruining my kitchen appliances, eating my food, eating the dog's food, stealing my bike, coming home loudly at 3am, cooking at 3am, etc.
He has not looked for a job in three months, won't go to job interviews that are set-up for him, won't even go on welfare. The job situation is NOT that bad in my area. I've found jobs fairly easily for myself. My mother (his grandmother) feels sorry for him or something so she's stalling on putting him out. His parents don't care as long as he's out of their hair.
How do I get his ass booted?