Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote

Wallet of Voodoo

You're walking along the street when you stumble across a wallet. The outside of said wallet has a Confederate flag on it. The contents of the wallet are as follows
-ID card (one Doug Johnson III). Address can be found here
-membership card of the Klu Klux Klan
-Social Security card
-business cards indicating that the owner is an organizer for the Westboro Baptist Church
-$5,000 in hundred dollar bills
-government card stating that the owner is a veteran
-photograph of Doug in uniform, Desert Storm-era
-photograph of a little girl. On the back of photo it says 'I love you, dad, with all my heart - Mandy'. The photo looks like it's been held a lot
-another photograph of the same girl. On the back, it has the dates Oct. 30, 1999 - July 18, 2008
-folded up copy of a Purple Heart which looks authentic
-signed check endorsed to a children's charity
-list of abortion clinics

Based on the contents of the wallet, what would you do with it?
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