What's your favorite tongue twister?!
Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said, "this butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it'll make my BATTER bitter. But a bit of BETTER butter, that will make my batter better." So she bought some better butter, put it in her bitter batter, so 'twas better that Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
Are you happy with your appearance? What would you change?
For the most part, I'm slightly pudgy around the stomach, but I'm okay with it since I call it my "happy fat". After my last boyfriend and I broke up, I was finally happy, which made me start eating normally again (the whole relationship was one big stress after another, resulting in slight anorexia).
What religion are you (and I'm sure this question has been asked many times)?
Easy route: atheist. I don't like to label myself as an agnostic (though I should) because I don't like the idea of a god, nor do I really believe in one. However, I don't think the earth, solar system, galaxy, universe, etc was created by chance...something had to create all of this. I call my theory on God the "Santa Claus" theory. Parents tell children about Santa so that the little ones will have something/someone to put their faith into (belief that, if they're good, Santa will reward them with gifts). Hundreds of thousands of years ago, someone(s) created the idea of God for everybody to put their faith into (belief that, if they're good, when they die, God will reward you by letting you into Heaven.
ETA: Are you a narcissist?
--Yes. Yes I am.