Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Attack of the Clones

Science is ready to clone humans, and they're going ot randomly draw a name out of a phone book and offer them $10,000 for the rights to clone them. Then, to prove how awesome they are, they'll age the clone to be the age of the original human. And that random person is...YOU! Will you agree to have a clone made of yourself for 10k?

Yes
45(62.5%)
No
27(37.5%)

For those that said yes, the clone is a success! Interestingly enough, your clone is more slightly more attractive than you, has a slightly better body, and for some reason, is smarter and funnier than you. How do you feel about your clone?

I hate him/her. I'm very jealous
7(13.5%)
This is cool. It's like having a twin. We'll have all kinds of adventures swapping places
9(17.3%)
I'm glad the clone came out alright,but I'm honestly feeling a little insecure because he/she is better than me at life
21(40.4%)
Completely indifferent.I really don't want anything to do with this thing. Keep it locked away in the lab for all I care
10(19.2%)
Finally, I can cease the self-loathing and take out my aggressions on someone who just happens to look like me
1(1.9%)
Other
4(7.7%)

Your friends, family and SO seem to enjoy your clone's company more than you. Immediately, your mom bonds with your clone in a way that you never did with her, and your SO offers to take your clone to different places and spend lots of time with him/her, leaving almost none for you and is working out more than ever but you get the feeling that it isn't for your benefit. How do you feel about your clone now?

HATE. Must destroy imposter
22(43.1%)
I'm disappointed, but I don't blame my clone. I blame everybody else for being so shallow
9(17.6%)
Confused, for the most part
15(29.4%)
Other
5(9.8%)

The lab no longer needs the clone and wants to release him/her into your care. Your SO offers to let your clone sleep on his/her couch for as long as your clone likes, and your mom wants to give her your old room. All your bestest friends want your clone to stay with them so they can spend more time together. In a nutshell, everybody wants to hang out with your clone and no one wants to do anything with you. Your clone, however, wants to move in with you, wants you to teach hiim/her everything that should be known about being you. Everybody's extremely disappointed and they collectively hold a grudge against you. Will you let your clone move in?

Yes
20(39.2%)
No
18(35.3%)
Maybe
13(25.5%)

Either way, your clone comes out that he/she is gay and wants to give you the honors in taking his/her virginity. Remember, it's you, but slightly cuter and hotter and you know exactly what turns you on. What will you do?

Let's get it on, bb. It's not gay, it's masturbation with double the amount of private parts
27(50.0%)
Ew. No way
10(18.5%)
I say yes, but in actuality, I plan on killing my clone with a tire iron. Bedroom's just as good a place as any
13(24.1%)
Other
4(7.4%)
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