So, in mentoning this to me, 'J' says, "You know -- he's uncut." "OK," I respond, "but why do you think I'd be concerned about that?" 'J' replies, "Well, you being Jewish."
I forgot that my Judaism prevents me from eating pork, shellfish and milk with dairy, and, as well, from chewing on foreskin.
Can you describe some innocent, funny things about Jews and Judaism that have been said to you or in earshot of you?