Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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You have a busy day of work/school the next day and go into your room to climb into bed, when what do you see? It looks like a giant tarantula the size of your hand! After you get someone to come look at/poke it, that person says that it's no longer a tarantula, but merely it's skin, which it sheds every now and then. The real spider is still somewhere else, but was on your bed long enough to shimmy out of its spring duds. It may still be somewhere really close by. What do you do? Remember you still have a busy day the tomorrow

Go to bed as normal. I don't have time to worry about such things
8(7.9%)
Sleep in another room
23(22.8%)
GTFO of there. Either stay at my SO's place, the parents, or a motel
32(31.7%)
Spend the whole night looking for the spider
6(5.9%)
Either pay, bribe or promise ludicrous favors to someone who'll capture the thing for you while you sleep in their bed
14(13.9%)
Acquire something that'll eat it (snake, big lizard, certain birds) and let it loose in your place
1(1.0%)
Set fire to my bedroom
10(9.9%)
Set up a tarantula trap so I can capture it, and then, either let it loose or make it a pet
4(4.0%)
Purchase a shitload of crickets and tape them down in 12" distances from each other, heading towards the front door. The last cricket will be outside and hopefully, once Mr. Spider's there, he won't come back in
2(2.0%)
Other
1(1.0%)
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