the sky is a poisonous garden tonight (slug_life) wrote in thequestionclub,
the sky is a poisonous garden tonight
slug_life
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Can we please, please, PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON IT quit with the sex in public restrooms? Seriously, please? I'm not trying to pick on gay people here -- I know straight people fuck in bathroom stalls, too, the only difference being that straight guys usually have to *pay* to have some chick suck his cock through the glory hole. The reason I bring this up was that I was just at the mall, and I really, REALLY needed to drop a stinky load, so I went to the restroom and, LOW AND BEHOLD, in order, apparently, to curb the amount of hardcore clandestine sex that was going on, they've lowered the walls on the stall to the point where they're basically waist height when you're standing up. ANYONE can just walk by and watch me birthing a chocolate baby. That's not cool. So, please... use the bushes, go get a motel room, do it in the back of a van down by the river... whatever... but keep it out of the bathrooms! Some of us actually need to use them for what they're intended for!
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