oh hay tqc

What digital camera should I get? I'll be workin with around 250-300 dollars. I know what cameras there are, I'm just curious if there's one you would recommend. I kind of like the idea of lots of zoom.

Also, I'm sure this has been asked a bazillion times before, but direct me to some time consuming safe for work sites (besides TQC)?

Tell me a good joke?

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