Get on my horse, I'll take you round the universe! (frostycakes) wrote in thequestionclub,
Get on my horse, I'll take you round the universe!

Fun With Mad Libs

Me and my friends have just spent the past hour doing mad libs.

What's the best one you can make up from here?

A Discovery in the Park

Two friends, Jon and Dan, spent an afternoon in the park together. The day was sketch and both friends were wearing thongs. The friends had just finished discovering when Jon found a small condom.

“Have you ever seen one of these before?” Jon asked Dan.

“Not like this one,” said Dan.

The friends put the condom on a nearby table, and they sat down and studied it.

“Where do you think it came from?” asked Dan.

“I think it's from Bora Bora,” said Jon.

“If it is from Bora Bora, this condom is a long way from home,” said Dan. “I wonder if it's steamy.”

“It might be steamy. What should we do with it?” Jon asked Dan.

“Should we keep it?” asked Dan.

“It probably belongs to someone. I bet the person dropped it while thrusting,” said Jon.

“It might belong to someone, but it could just be lost,” said Dan. “It's so sexy. Maybe we should keep it.”

“It would be great to have this sexy condom, but what if it had been ours and we'd lost it? You would want it back, wouldn't you?” asked Jon.

“I would. You're right. Let's drop it off at the Lost and Found,” said Dan.

“That's a great idea. Then we can anally fist all the way home!” said Jon.

“Who knows, maybe we'll find another condom on the way there!” said Dan.
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