1. I've been away from the intertubes
2a. In what way(s) do you take after either of your parents?
2b. In what way(s) do you absolutely NOT take after either of your parents?
2a. I'm like my mom (my adoptive mom... never met my bio mom) in that I think of EVERY situation in its worst-case scenario, and in that I take everything personally.
2b. I am definitely NOT my mother in that I can acknowledge differences in opinion/practice/whatever without feeling the need to try to change everyone's minds to MY way of thinking... I can just live and let live and I don't think she could if she wanted to.
3a. This evening at a rest area, I pulled down my pants to pee and a mosquito flew out of them. How many bug bites will I wake up with tomorrow?
3b. How can I STOP THESE MOTHERFUCKERS FROM ITCHING????
4. PIX OF UR PETS, PLZ???