On my desk is a Pringles can that's labeled in English, Spanish, and Portuguese, and appears to have been meant for South American markets, but ended up here in the U.S. by mistake; I use it to hold spare change. Do you have a container that you dump spare change into? What kind is it?
Are you imagining how much it would hurt to put a toothpick under your big toenail and kick the wall as hard as you can? Are you curling your toes at the thought?