At my job we have had the same mailman for 20 years. He is a super guy and is retiring.
We want to make him some sort of fake certificate for years of service and I am trying to think of some catchy phrases to put on it... perhaps involving the "Neither rain nor..." quote or not. His name is Stu if that helps with rhyming. Will you give me ideas of catchy phrases to put on the certificate?
Srs and non srs for sure :)
And if you don't give a damn. How do you fix your coffee?