Morgan (poo) wrote in thequestionclub,
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I made the mistake of giving my number to this guy at my new job. I'm not..exactly the straightest crayon in the box (haha box) so I'm completely retarded when it comes to picking up on people flirting with me/wanting in my pants until it becomes super obvious. Anyway, it's super obvious now. He just told me he knows I like it when he talks smooth to me D:
so anyway! How do I tell Joe Skeevsters to kindly fuck off without actually using the words fuck off?

:D ty
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  • Cooking

    What was your funniest, or at least benign, kitchen mistake? This post brought to you by the time I was making Campbell's Wonton soup and I…

  • stupid fashion trends

    Inspired by watching several of my customers (and coworkers) struggle to use their hands because of excessively long stick on nails. Do you have any…

  • Streaming content

    Which online streaming providers do you use? Which ones have you dropped? just signed up for Discovery +. Glad I did