I made the mistake of giving my number to this guy at my new job. I'm not..exactly the straightest crayon in the box (haha box) so I'm completely retarded when it comes to picking up on people flirting with me/wanting in my pants until it becomes super obvious. Anyway, it's super obvious now. He just told me he knows I like it when he talks smooth to me D: so anyway! How do I tell Joe Skeevsters to kindly fuck off without actually using the words fuck off?