Seriously, I'm pre-emptively facepalming, because I want her to come to my performance at the youth stage at pride this year. A cousin from her side, who is really an obscure relative who I call my cousin, will also most likely be there. My mother does not know said cousin is bi. I can imagine the awkward conversations now...
"So, are you.....gay? Or are you just here....in support? Oh, that's why my daughter likes hanging out with you so much!"