Like, the chicken pot pies. 2 and a half dollars for one microwaveable, 90 cents for one that's not. pop out one that's not, put it in a microwaveable bowl- plastic or corelware have the same results. not perfect, but definitely edible.
Any other ideas?
(like... kraft mac and cheese? because i have like 5 boxes of it and I move into a stove-less dorm in 4 days... but other foods are good as well.)
Give me bumper sticker combinations that do not go together/go together wrong. (Inspired by seeing a pride sticker and 'it's a child not a choice' on the same car. I know there's no *reason* they couldn't be on the same car, but I had never seen it before and it made my boyfriend and my both stop for a second in puzzlement.)
Other than that I can only think of "My border collie is smarter than your honour student" and "My child is an honour student at xyz school."
Or an NRA "guns don't kill people, people kill people" with "Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."