Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
thequestionclub

Whatever

I'm kinda drunk. Just to test your god-given psychic powers, what phrases did I utter tonight in my inebriated state?

"No, occifer, I have not deen brinking tonight"
1(1.2%)
"I don't care why there was yetis in the Civil War. The important thing was that they were there"
2(2.5%)
"Hey, is that car in the wrong lane....or are we?"
1(1.2%)
"It's not just whiskey and coke...it's Makers and coke mmkay?"
0(0.0%)
"She has boobs you could smother a small child with. A small, suddenly-very-happy child"
6(7.4%)
"What the hell does low filter mean? Man, wavpad is a confusing somnabitch"
1(1.2%)
"Mmmm, noodle soup....I mean, mmmm.....soup!"
2(2.5%)
"Hah! My mastadon totally killed your bigfoot"
2(2.5%)
"I think that's Amanda Bynes. I'm going to ask her for her number " *scurries back later" "Dude, that isn't even a woman"
8(9.9%)
"Have fun being kidnapped"
0(0.0%)
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