...not flush the toilet for a whole week? Either the waste will accumulate or someone else will have to flush it. This will probably tick them off
...you let someone tie you off and shoot you up with heroin? It'll be a healthy dose (not close enough to OD) and it's clean. You'll let a trained individual filled a syringe with heroin and inject it into your vein and deal with the repercussions
...go to the mall and wear a t-shirt that says ACQUITED CHILD MOLESTER. I BEAT THE RAP, SUCKAS. Just walk around the mall, window-shopping for 3 hours and deal with whatever reactions your shirt gets
...eat 2 entire sticks of butter? One bar in the morning, one bar at night. Each one contains about 800 calories. No healthier substitutes allowed
...attend an Easter mass at a Catholic church dressed like the Easter bunny? The ushers will probably try and stop you, so you'll have to hoot and holler about your rights until they drag you away. After several minutes you can leave before the cops get there
...get off with a blow-up doll that's been designed by a professional to look just like Dick Cheney? Lights on
(this one's for the ladies)...wear high heels and a tiny loose mini skirt with no underwear to a 'Little Person' convention (midgets, dwarves)?