Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Poll #1380919 For $1,000, would you...?

...not flush the toilet for a whole week? Either the waste will accumulate or someone else will have to flush it. This will probably tick them off

Yes
117(80.1%)
No
29(19.9%)

...you let someone tie you off and shoot you up with heroin? It'll be a healthy dose (not close enough to OD) and it's clean. You'll let a trained individual filled a syringe with heroin and inject it into your vein and deal with the repercussions

Yes
55(37.7%)
No
91(62.3%)

...go to the mall and wear a t-shirt that says ACQUITED CHILD MOLESTER. I BEAT THE RAP, SUCKAS. Just walk around the mall, window-shopping for 3 hours and deal with whatever reactions your shirt gets

Yes
69(48.3%)
No
74(51.7%)

...eat 2 entire sticks of butter? One bar in the morning, one bar at night. Each one contains about 800 calories. No healthier substitutes allowed

Yes
81(56.2%)
No
63(43.8%)

...attend an Easter mass at a Catholic church dressed like the Easter bunny? The ushers will probably try and stop you, so you'll have to hoot and holler about your rights until they drag you away. After several minutes you can leave before the cops get there

Yes
77(52.7%)
No
69(47.3%)

...get off with a blow-up doll that's been designed by a professional to look just like Dick Cheney? Lights on

Yes
70(49.0%)
No
73(51.0%)

(this one's for the ladies)...wear high heels and a tiny loose mini skirt with no underwear to a 'Little Person' convention (midgets, dwarves)?

Yes
50(36.5%)
No
87(63.5%)
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