chelle (sweetassalt) wrote in thequestionclub,
chelle
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PAGING DR. ELJAY. STAT! DEAR GOD, STAT!

I have GERD.  I am a moron and have not taken my prescription on a regular basis for at least 2 months.  I am under an extreme amount of stress which is causing me to vomit once a day or so.  Right now I feel like I have eaten a pound of razorblades. I have taken my Prilosec and I've also been chewing some Tums intermittently, but every 10-15 minutes it spasms and I seriously writhe in pain.

Any ideas?  I haven't eaten anything because I'm terrifed of what will happen if I do, but I'm also hungry so I'm sure that's not helping.  I tried to eat a banana earlier and that was a HUGE mistake.  Are there any other foods that are supposed to be good for heartburn?  Should I just kill myself and get it over with?
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