1. Are you a lazy lesbian? Don't you know you'll never land a man by cropping your hair and flanneling out?
2. Do you think there's a point for the clitoris, or is it just there for the guy to lick to help him 'give up his sperm'?
3. Vaginal penetration sex is a 'good' kind of hurt. So is childbirth pains. But anal sex pain is 'bad' and God clearly is showing his distaste for 'upthebutt' loving by making it hurt. Do you agree with this?
4. Male masturbation is indirectly related to the possible depopulation of villages. What should we men do with our sperm to help remove our guilt?
5. When a man loves a woman and a little whoppie is made, at what point does the talking accented tomato come onto the scene? And if the talking tomato represents the product of spermy delight, what was daddy trying to penetrate the tomato with his spoon penis in the earlier analogy?