eta: I doubt y'all remember but I have posted about my pot-addicted friend before. He can't go 3 days without smoking. SO! I texted him about how if you fail the piss test for a job, they report it to the government and, if its over a certain amount, it's automatically a felony. You'll go to jail for 5-10 years, even if they don't find any ON you.
I assumed it was so silly no one would buy it but he is PISSED and freaking out. I plan to text him around midnight to tell him it was a joke but for the next 20 min I am loling so hard.