missdistress (missdistress) wrote in thequestionclub,
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Okay, is Omegle not the most fucked up thing ever? I've been on for about five minutes. here's how my conversations have started:

1: Do you have a beard?

2: I am prince Abdul Nareem-jabar of Nigeria. (having fun with this one!)

got any wierd stories to tell about omegle convos?
doesn't it make you wonder how the internet has affected our ability to start a conversation?

eta: I can't LJ cut because I fail.
eta: repeatedly
eta: EVEN WITH INSTRUCTIONS D:


You: hello! Stranger: Greetings. You: asl? Stranger: I am prince Abdul Nareem-jabar of Nigeria. You: I hope you wont ask me for money. We're in a recession! Stranger: Oh not at all! In fact, I want to offer you an opportunity to make a lot of money. Stranger: You see, there have been some internal problems with certain elements within my nation's government of late. Stranger: I find the need to secure my assets overseas. Stranger: If you could simply provide your name, social security number, credit card number, date of birth, and mother's maiden name, I would like to use your account to transfer my assets through to a more secure account which I am unable to access from here. Stranger: The transaction would amount to a surplus of 100 million dollars, a percentage of which I would be willing to leave in your account as a token of my thanks. (I said I don't have a SS number because I'm 13, and I'm sure he's just a creep) Stranger: Really? A great pity. Well, I suppose I must find another to help me. Good day to you, and might I recommend that 13 year olds refrain from seeking sexual encounters anonymously over the internet.
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