It is officially 40 minutes past the expiration date. :(
Coffee maker's too loud, so I wanted some chocolate milk. I have an english project to do, and it wouldn't be cool if I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs. Plz halp.
 Well. I went for it and everything seems to be fi-
MY CUP'S ON FIRE!
THE MILK'S TURNED TO SULFURIC ACID! ASFJLASKFJASFAAAAAAAHHFUCK