Betty Fucking Crocker, M.D. (xunforgivenx) wrote in thequestionclub,
Betty Fucking Crocker, M.D.

Questions, or what happens when I am cracked out on McDonalds.

1) Cheeseburgers or Hamburgers: to pickle or not to pickle?

2) Do you think of Zombie attacks a lot? Even if you haven't seen a zombie movie in a really long time. Do you think about where you would go, what pervisions you would need and what the best place to stay would be?

3) If you said "yes" to number 2, please explain (in detail) what your emergency zombie plan would be.

4) If you answered "yes" to both 2 & 3, have you ever gone out to learn a skill in order to combat zombies (when they attack) or gathered supplies for such an event?

5) if you answered "no" to both 2 & 3, don't you think it's high time you got your ass in gear and started preparing for a Zombie attack?

6) Do you wear sunglasses at night, so you keep track of the visions in your eyes?

7) Only __________ Prevent forest fires (you, me) <---- fill in the blank!!
Tags: food, fun, movies
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