I need ideas, because for some reason my mind isn't working. In my English class we are reading The Canterbury Tales by Chaucer. Our final is writing our own tale, that teaches a lesson or offers a moral about one of the seven deadly sins. I wanted to do the moral/lesson that "a wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn" but I don't think that will work.
What sin would go with "a wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn"? Do you have any massively creative ideas?
What did you have for dinner? I had a peanut butter and chocolate chip sandwich, grilled in my hello kitty sandwich maker.