What are your five stages of drunkeness?
- Outgoing (during this stage my friends have been known to go to the bathroom, come back, and find me sitting with an entirely random group of people from the other side of the bar, laughing and joking like we've been friends for years)
- Kate the Counsellor (I start wanting to have really long, deep, personal conversations with everyone)
- Slutty (I've been known to hit on people I don't even find vaguely attractive when sober)
- Argumentative, also known as ENTERING THE DANGER ZONE, PUT ME IN A TAXI STAT. ("What do you mean, 'that girl's shoes are really nice'? So mine aren't, is that what you're saying? Fuck you then; seriously, get away from me, asshole!")
- Teary (self-explanatory)