Ladies, your SO decides to grow a handlebar moustache. How do you react?
A what? Hahaha. OMG that's hilarious. Do it!
No. Effin'. Way. If you do, there's going to be a fight
That's really hot. The relationship just got a shot in the arm for I won't be able to resist myself around him
Fine. Be an idiot. You're the one who'll have to live with it
I honestly wouldn't even notice, really
"Is this your way of telling me you're gay?"