We built this city on ________?
drum and bass
rock and roll
Rock, paper scissors?
Scissors cuts up paper, rock smashes scissors, but paper merely covers up rock. Why is rock so easily outsmarted?
Cause rock is stupid. C'mon, it just fuckin' sits there!
Like pet birds, pet rocks know that when a sheet is put over them, it's sleepytime
The Rock is an ex wrestler. Probably got hit on the head too much
On the inside of the paper is a complex math problem. Rock is simply trying to solve the problem and taking such a long time
Within the piece of paper is a wormhole, which transports rock into the most distant depths of space