Jazz Perry (jazzsaxgod) wrote in thequestionclub,
Jazz Perry
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Burn, baby, burn!

TLDR
Ok, so I totally just had Karma bitchslap me! There I was, innocently bitching about friends and family (only the deserved, mind) when two hot coals fell to the floor.

I jump up to grab them before damage occurs, and stupidly step on one. It burns right through my sock within seconds, barbecuing my left foot underneath. I rip off the sock to stop further agony, but the coal is stuck to it, and as I grab it... I manage to burn the side of my left hand.

I now can't stand on my left leg, and can't move my left hand very well!
/TLDR


Questions

1. When was the last time Karma bitchslapped you? SRS AND NON! Anything for lols.

2. My creator was kind enough to gift me with a currently, fully functioning, right hand and right leg. Can you suggest some things I can do with these two appendages? Bonus points if it doesn't include any sort of masturbation.
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