I mean, you'd pretty much win then.
Or do they just not, as a kindof "hey, I'm beating the shit out of you, but I'm not gonna do *that*" man-to-man courtesy?
also, inspired by my earlier comparison of white bread/washcloths, and a USA today survey in which people bitched about what they don't like in hotels:
Am I the only person in the world who likes cheap towels?
I almost stole some really coarse ones from a hotel becuase walmart tends to not sell towels that crappy. I feel like I'm getting cleaner with them. and drier faster. and it feels good on my skin.